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1. "Evil beware - We have Waffles." - Raven from Teen Titans 2. "Pants are an illusion, and so is death!" - Hue the Swampbender from Avatar: the Last Airbender 3. "I am bike cheese!" - Eugene Mirman 4. "All destinations are final - that's what it means, destiny, final - if you haven't gotten where you're going....you aren't there yet!" - George Carlin 5. "The key to life isn't to set goals to achieve - the key to life is to set goals no one can take away from you! For example, tonight, my goal is to go to the bathroom outside my pants!" - James P. Connolly 6. "My motto is 'Shoot for the curve but everything above it is gravy!'" - James P

Chapter 2 “I’m boooorrred!” Temari complained after about three hours of walking, seemingly, endlessly. “And I’m hungry.” Sakura added. “Then, get something to eat. Oh, wait. We didn’t bring any food!” Ino replied grumpily. “I have some food you could eat if you’re hungry.” Hinata offered quietly. “Really? Thanks! At least Hinata’s being nice. Right, Ino?” Sakura questioned her friend somewhat accusing. The blonde, in return, just looked away. “Okay, Miss Grumpy.” Tenten said. “Are we there yet?” Temari asked tiredly. “Where is there an